Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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