He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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