Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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