sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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