i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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