Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
wow bdsm is so cute
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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