My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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