We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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