This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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