So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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