you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just pee around me
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
