Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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