If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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