I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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