How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Randomize
