Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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