Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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