guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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