Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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