And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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