so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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