Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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