Dual....:-)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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