Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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