ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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