So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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