How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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