so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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