somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
