What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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