She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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