i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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