Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I believe in your delicious
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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