margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think my tv is drunk
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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