She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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