It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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