What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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