If i come over, it means nothing
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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