whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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