If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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