There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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