He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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