im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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