VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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