Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
