He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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