oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
