He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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