If i come over, it means nothing
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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