omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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