where does the pee come out of this thing
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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