So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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