Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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