So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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