wat bout pragnant strippers??
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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