If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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