I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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