Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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